May 2012
14 posts
schwarbage asked: I hope you are OK! What made your feet bleed and lose your wallet? Are you safe?
I woke up this morning
No wallet, no phone, no recollection of the night before.
My feet are bleeding, or burnt from a motorcycle, I can’t really tell.
I am really freaking the fuck out.
I thought I was past this stupid, stupid shit.
Apparently not.
Every time I get out of a taxi in Thailand someone comes over and immediately asks you if you want a taxi…
You just saw me arrive!
There are figuratively no scenarios where I want to go somewhere else after spending one second at my destination.
It is not often I say it but:
My life is pretty fucking awesome.
I mean I know it all the time.
But I rarely say it.
Have you ever been in a room that smells like...
… Okay maybe that was phrased poorly.
What I meant was have you ever had to sleep in a room that has a scent similar to that of someone you liked/loved? Example: the hotel room smells of their room/perfume/hoodie they left at your place etc. If this doesn’t apply to you then great!
Because it is, I can assure you, an absolutely agonizing experience.
Goodnight.
April 2012
4 posts
Never have sex on a beach
Seriously.
So overrated.
I'm in Australia now.
For the people at home keeping score.
It is hellishly expensive here.
But I have a friend.
And he has a couch.
So it’s all good.
I was going to Fiji first.
But there was a cyclone.
I could technically still have gone.
But I would be stranded.
As the airport bridge is gone.
So I’m in Sydney a bit early.
I did America for a month.
It was fun.
March 2012
2 posts
Brief update:
landed in Miami: had a lot of fun, lot of time on the beach
Panama city: spring breakmis actually quite hellish as everyone is sooooo young. We started playing the young and heavy game and lost… a lot.
New Orleans: ate all the local dishes and they were amazing. Drinks were alright, much live for the French quarter but also for the swamp.
Texas, Houston: Good god rodeos are fucking...
February 2012
79 posts
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I start my trip around America tomorrow
I’m going to a bunch of other countries as well.
It is going to be awesome.
I’m fairly certain of this.
So I won’t be around for a bit, and when I do get back I won’t be on tumblr for a while because I will have to read every comic and watch every film and tv show I have missed so I don’t see spoilers…
Stay classy tumblr, don’t be an apocalyptic...
a-high-functioning-hufflepuff:
...
Express reports Benedict Cumberbatch cast as the... →
thetardis:
No other confirming reports, and no word out of the BBC, Moffat, or Cumberbatch.
I WILL DIE, I WILL LITERALLY FIGURATIVELY DIE.
The year that Cumberbatch was in everything…
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I don't know what to do...
I sort of have a pretty awesome job offer coming up, but then I’m also meant to be travelling the next couple months.
It is a pretty cool job but it all seems so permanent and scary and I just wanted to go off and have a crazy good time.
Not to mention that I feel like I’d be screwing over the friends i’m meant to be going with.
But I literally can’t say no to an...
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Can we make leap day celebrations a real thing?
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Have you ever had a really fine bum ruin your day?
Like there I am, minding my own business, and I see the finest ass I have ever seen.
If it was a house it would be a stately manor.
Like we’re talking Downton Abbey, not just the house, the grounds and everything.
And now no matter what I’m doing, in the spaces in between when my mind is thinking about stuff and when it’s just sitting around doing nothing at all this shapely...
